It’s a scam. The trick is to get you to consume twice as much toilet paper. If you take a roll of two ply toilet paper, and pull out just enough to wipe your dirty wrinkle stink, and then pull out the exact same length with single ply, you will get your butt just as much wiped.
There was a man in the 60’s awarded 2.5 Million dollars to come up with a way to make people use more tooth paste, the trick that got him the money was, to make a bigger hole in the tube. Well I am quite sure the same thing came about with toilet paper. You do not even use the second layer, it is there for your sense of security. Bag of four rolls of two ply, 2.15 lasts about a month with a guy. Bag of 4 rolls of 1 ply .89 lasts about a month and a half with a guy.. Why? well easy, because the roll of toilet paper is actually the length it appears. Two ply roll if it is just as fat as the single ply roll, it’s only half the length. because the thickness of the material is twice as great.
Don’t call yourself “green” or a “conservative” if you are consuming trees at twice the rate just for butt security. The level of irony in that thought just makes me twitch. “I am here to save the world …. but I do have to wipe my pooper with only the best of trees and discard what ever tree parts I do not use.. I mean it is wiping my butt right” Yes it is wiping your butt, if it was like say we only used whale skin, would you then be ok with using two ply and treating the toilet paper as if it is an endless supply/resource ? there is no toilet paper volcano out there. It doesn’t grow on trees, you have to actually kill the tree to obtain it. The tree does not grow back.
I mean really HOW HARD DO YOU ACTUALLY WIPE YOUR BUTT CRACK? If you are wiping so hard that you feel threatened by your finger each stroke, then you need to consider your methods. You’re fricken nasty.
If you are a female and have so much pee on you that you must use a 12 foot sheet of two ply, then you pee messy and need to take a shower after you pee. You are just nasty. You might want to work on your execution.
For the record.. the whole “plant a tree save the world” that’s bull also..
You can’t plant a tree and save anything, you have to grow the damn thing. If you plant it then it already exists and our total tree count has not gone up any. 6 in one hand half a dozen in the other..
Stupid world we live in full of false conservationists out to just get attention and donations. If you have ever donated money to the “plant a tree” foundation, you are full on stupid and need to just hand your money to anyone with a greater I.Q. Than you.
Because you just paid someone to dig up a tree, and carry it to a location that you can be proud to say ” I did that” and then plant it.
